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🐾 Frenchie Track · EDM

Frenchie Ninja
(Teleport Edition)

Haus of Frenchie

You looked away for one second. One. And now your chicken drumstick is gone, your banana has vanished, and somewhere in the shadows a small, black, extremely smug French Bulldog is pretending they were never even near the counter. The Frenchie Ninja strikes again — silent, swift, and completely unrepentant.

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// Frenchie Ninja
Frenchie… Ninja… Frenchie… Ninja… Sneaky shadow, can't escape, Frenchie ninja at my plate! Eyes half closed… still wants that bite… Frenchie ninja… you best beware… Frenchie ninja, everywhere I go! Frenchie ninja, sneaky like whoa! Frenchie ninja, staring at my plate! Frenchie ninja, you cannot escape! Frenchie! (Ninja!) Frenchie! (Ninja!) Frenchie! (Ninja!)
Frenchie ninja, everywhere I go! Frenchie ninja, sneaky like whoa! Frenchie ninja, staring at my plate! Frenchie ninja, you cannot escape!
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